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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Dawson

Yarm, Cleveland

Satan jumps at the chance to use Dawson as it means he gets to drive his green VW camper van all the way from the lower crust to the surface. In 1981 the much loved Spanish body-builder Steeky Deeky was abducted into this entrance by magnetic removal techniques but is expected to be returned to the surface when he has been converted into a Humpty Dumpty. Dawson has cobbled access tunnels and walnut handrails.

Radiation trace: variable

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