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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Controb

Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire

Controb, which in those days had the unruly atmosphere of a wild west saloon, was the unexpected winner of the Golden-Access Award of 1371. This entrance is a time-bender and is where the young archeologist Christopher Fragile firstly became lizard-like four times, then was quickly reversed. The wages of sin are sometimes collected from Controb by a heavily guarded convoy of security vans whenever Vegematta is powered down.

Radiation trace: .0870 spectrons

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