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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Badback

Bicester, Oxfordshire

Badback is currently 'the entrance most likely to' and offers a very fine view of the Bicester Wetlands Centre. Culpepper the Torpedo Man comes out of here looking to capture philandering husbands who will be fed to Top Dog. Elliptical crystals in the utility chamber give off a cold-heat which can twist gravity.

Radiation trace: .00045 spectrons

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