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Entrances to Hell can be very dangerous places.
Please, please, PLEASE stick to the Safety Rules

Rule 1: It may be an obvious thing to say but NEVER try to go inside an entrance to Hell.
Rule 2: Always approach an entrance on your stomach.
Rule 3: Don't shout at the devil (not even with good news).
Rule 4: Wear rubber gloves for 3 or 4 days after your visit.

All entrances are potentially lethal. If in doubt, don't hang about!

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